feel the burn

After a weekend of too much consumption and not enough exercise, I'm feeling more like this:

...and less like the buff bride I am aiming to be. Thus, my Monday resolution: back to the gym we go!

I just wish there was some magic potion I could take that equaled toned tummy without food deprivation and sweat inducement. I've been depressed ever since my 105 lb, 17% body fat personal trainer told me that "the days of being able to eat whatever you want and undo it with a hard work out are over." Crap. Really?!? So, what, I replied, am I supposed to do? Her response: "Eat less."

Ha! Good one. But no, seriously...