it's not my fault

Apparently Forbes magazine has listed my current residence as the most stressful city in the country.

At least now I'll have a response when, in the ensuing months leading up to our blissful wedding date, The Fiancé [or anyone else for that matter] insists that I must relax, that I'm too stressed out.

I can just tell them it's not me [because I am perfect, you see. All things in moderation when it comes to stress levels, et cetera, et cetera... Stop laughing, Dear.]; it's just that I live here: